OK, got your attention, she's not dead, but at the same time, she's also not alive.
There’s an imposter posting amongst us in this hallowed group. I thought long and hard about whether I should go public with this, but I feel that the bullshitter, needs to be shat on and given a reality check. For you see, I detest liars, especially people who are not all they say they are.
The true story, truth be told; Leon Leung is a FRAUD.
HOW?! I hear you cry!
Firstly, he’s not the RBS Investment Banker he claimed he was, I never bought into it from Day 1. I’m not here to cause conflict, I’m here to expose the truth, and one which really is hidden amongst the saddest of all lies I’ve ever come across.
Firstly, he’s not the RBS Investment Banker he claimed he was, I never bought into it from Day 1. I’m not here to cause conflict, I’m here to expose the truth, and one which really is hidden amongst the saddest of all lies I’ve ever come across.
First things first, I know for fact that Investment Bankers do not look like this!
I know this statement is all subjective, and loaded with stereotypes, but that’s the first, most obvious giveaway that Leon is not who we think he is. Secondly, RBS hires graduates from top Universities, not a University like Manchester Metropolitan. That’s his second stumbling block.
Well, I can hear murmurings, you don’t quite believe me. It’s all subjective and opinionated, there’s no way that I’m right. I know you’re thinking this, but wait, I have more.
My suspicions were heightened after happening upon some delightful pictures of the GBBC meet over the Summer. I chanced upon pictures of him, what on Earth was he wearing?
Those are some really, really wank clothes. I thought rich people were trendy and shit, but as far as I can see, he does all his shopping at Primark. An unbranded blazer? Come on, you’re on an Investment Banker wage, that’s £50k minimum, buying ex-girlfriends' Mini Coopers which you’re still paying off. You should be able to afford an Ermenegildo Zegna suit, why are you shopping in Primark?
Not one to leave any holes in my argument, I persisted in my quest to trawl for more background information about our own Leon Leung, some HARD facts that I can use to prove this person is a con! I really, really, really don’t believe he works at RBS as an Investment Banker. So I thought long and hard, how could I EXPOSE YOU?
Oh yes, you told everyone you lived in a Penthouse. To confirm this, I have a 192.com account; it’s basically a database where if you’re on the electoral roll, then you will be found! In my haste, I searched Leon Lung, “NO RESULTS”. Deflated, I thought I reached a dead-end, “AHHHH”, I grimaced, a typo, so I backspaced three times and entered the missing E. Enter. There are 3 Leon Leungs' in this country, one in London, one in Essex, and another in Manchester. Bingo I thought, however I don’t know for certain it’s him, the census is not allowed to divulge date of births, but it did say his age is 21-24, Leon is 22. The address, Manchester, M9, not gonna post his address as that's not been made public! I hurried over to Google Maps, sweat dripping from my forehead, expecting to see a trendy penthouse.
WHAT, that’s no penthouse! You live in a shithole mate! I think you need glasses honestly.
Poor form Leon, you might have led the others on, but I knew better, I’ve called you out and exposed you! But that’s not all!
You say you go to K2 every week, and spend 2k a week.
No one spends £1.8k on KTV and 7 bottles of Chivas unless you were with 20+ people, the most I’ve ever spent on a KTV night out is £100 with an insane amount of liquor. You're either very generous, or a fool whose friends' love taking advantage of. "the bill is usually more...." You're such a show off aren't you Leon!
If you were that popular then surely you’d have a load of pictures on Facebook of you clubbing and singing at KTV. Yet I see pictures which are few and far between and often you look like an outcast, distanced from the group.
If you were that popular then surely you’d have a load of pictures on Facebook of you clubbing and singing at KTV. Yet I see pictures which are few and far between and often you look like an outcast, distanced from the group.
Not only that, you’re also irresponsible, driving without insurance in your friend's uncle's Audi R8, who apparently didn't know you drove it?!
What the hell is wrong with you?! Me thinks you didn't even drive an Audi R8 in the first place.
Why are you such a Nutter when it comes to cars, doing 125mph on the M25. What on Earth were you doing 125mph on the M25 for? Do you think people are impressed that you can do 125mph in a shitty Renault Megane?
And how is that physically possible in a 1.6L Renault Megane Dynamique V? Which as far as I know only had a top speed of 118mph. You really do like over exaggerating things don’t you?
Like that time you somehow had two lesbians in your flat, that picked up off the street?
Like that time you somehow had two lesbians in your flat, that picked up off the street?
....and like that time you spent over £3.5k on two business class tickets to Hong Kong?
Well, no, you didn’t! Why? Cos you’re going with a girl who doesn’t exist. Guys, this is going to shock you but, LUO XIU MEI does NOT exist. Luo Xiu Mei, his only alibi, the girl who could confirm/ prove that Leon really is a big spender.
STILL NOT CONVINCED? THIS IS GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND. THIS IS THE REAL SHIT.
You know this Luo Xiu Mei? Yeh, they met on the 29th April, apparently they had a lovely night together and she really found his Chinese funny. I find no reference of her on Leon’s Facebook before this time!
Yeh, how funny is his Chinese!
Hang on; I thought I remember seeing somewhere that Leon and Luo went to South Korea last year. I have Stephen KS Cheung to thank for this. You bought together the final piece of the puzzle in Leon’s web of lies.
Yep, seems my suspicions were confirmed, they did indeed go to South Korea last year to see Kara! But WAIT, WAIT a second!
Don't you see it? LEON IS LUO XIU MEI!!
I thought they met for the first time on the 29th April, 2011?
But on the 25th September 2011, Luo Xiu Mei let slip that they went to Korea last year in 2010. THIS IS A LIE!
Don't you see it? LEON IS LUO XIU MEI!!
LEON LEUNG IS A FRAUD. Leon no longer has an alibi in the form of Luo Xiu Mei, she does not exist, which means business class tickets to Hong Kong are fabricated!
So now we’ve establish Leon is a compulsive liar, and Luo Xiu Mei is a fabrication of his imagination, what else could I possibly find?
Well I found that he’s been going to a gym!!! That really creased me up, considering the boy looks like he’s never been in a gym all his life.
Hope you enjoyed your workout at the gym big guy. Got to pump that iron to impress the ladies at K2 eh?!
So if Luo does not exist, then I’m pretty certain this Michelle Kong is not real too, unless she is in on this whole lie with Leon. More confirmation that THEY DO NOT EXIST is in the form of their WALL. THEIR ONLY ACTIVITY IS POSTING ON LEON LEUNGS WALL. DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS?!
Highly suspicious don’t you think?! What’s also suspicious is that when Leon writes a status update, the two girls somehow respond within minutes of each other.
They are somehow quite telepathic? They must really have some sort deep intimate connection, don’t they!
ROFL no! It’s just Leon logging in and out of his user accounts! Why! Why for the last 6 months have you been doing this?! So now I've concluded that you don't go to K2 on a weekly basis, and you do not spend £2k on a weekly basis in the club. That means, you're tagging yourself at K2 from home and lying to the whole world about it. As Karen Lai found out one night...
That's really harsh Leon, letting a poor girl look for you in a club that you were NOT inside. Really poor form Leon, that's not how to treat a girl! However, you do know how to treat your imaginary friend well! You spent £897 on her for a Gucci bag and Jacket.
How sweeeeeet are you!! Hope she enjoyed her gifts! ^_^
How sweeeeeet are you!! Hope she enjoyed her gifts! ^_^
Now back to the present day, Leon and his imaginary friend Michelle, who is also his ex-girlfriend, are in London.
I look forward to see where Leon’s story takes us now! Maybe they finally kiss, and have sex, make a family and move into a 6 million pound penthouse in Notting Hill! After all, Leon does like bragging about this kinda thing.
Ergo, check this out for a brag, fuck off with your stupid bragging! It's not big and it's not cool, especially when you are living a lie!
Nah, maybe he’ll just remain a loser for the rest of his life, thinking he is above everyone, only good enough for business class flights, or posh hotels. That's not how you make friends, that's the losers way.
And how true are these parting words?
Ergo, check this out for a brag, fuck off with your stupid bragging! It's not big and it's not cool, especially when you are living a lie!
Nah, maybe he’ll just remain a loser for the rest of his life, thinking he is above everyone, only good enough for business class flights, or posh hotels. That's not how you make friends, that's the losers way.
And how true are these parting words?
So Leon, I pose you this question. Short, but succinct.
WHY?
